Shih-what? Mispronounced dog breed names
1. Akeeter. Because of his curly tail, my dog Ace is often suspected to have some of this Japanese breed in his mix. As in, “He got any Akeeter in ’em?”
2. Burmese Mountain Dog. Alas, these behemoths are not from Burma, but a section of Switzerland that is also home to the Bernese Alps. Not the Alpos, the Alps.
3. Datsun. A few months back I saw a sign posted on a light pole by a family that was having to find a new home for their “Datsun,” which was good with children and up to date on its shots.
4. Great Dames. I’ve known a few, and none were dogs. I don’t think they were Danes, either.
5. Rock Wilder. I’ve had several people tell me that my dog appears to have some “Rock Wilder” in him. They’re correct about that part, at least — if not the porn star-sounding name of the breed.
6. Saint Barnyard. Protectors of all the cows, pigs, goats and chickens? Hay, that can’t be right.
7. Snoozers. You’ve got your standard Snoozers and your miniature Snoozers. Most of the miniature ones I’ve known, however, don’t snooze much, or allow anyone else to, either.
8. Sharpie. It’s Shar-Pei, not Sharpie. Make a note of it.
9. Rhyme-a-whiner/Wisenheimer. I had one of these sleek, silver-grey, highstrung dogs while growing up, and while she did sometimes whine, she was, bless her heart, anything but wise.
10. Welch Corky. No, it’s not what keeps the grape juice in the bottle. It’s the dog breed that got short-changed when they were handing out the legs — the Welsh Corgi.
Monday: The hardest-to-pronounce dog breed of all.
Posted by John Woestendiek October 4th, 2008 under Muttsblog.
Tags: akita, bernese mountain dog, corgi, dachsund, datsun, dog breeds, great danes, mispronounced, mispronounciation, rock wilder, rottweiler, saint barnyard, saint bernard, schnauzer, shar-pei, sharpie, snoozer, weimaraner