ohmidog!

Now that Pabst is an official celebrity, having been crowned “World’s Ugliest Dog,” it’s only a matter of time before the puparrazi show up, the secrets in his closet come out and his dirty laundry becomes as public as his underbite.

We’ll start things off by showing you some rare, little known footage (until I found it on YouTube) of Pabst at the beach recently — wearing nothing but a harness (and seeming to be a little afraid of the ocean).