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Arriving soon: The doggie sex doll

sex-doll-for-dogs-doggie-lover-dollA Brazilian company called Petsmiling — and you’ll understand the smiling part in a second — has created a new toy for dogs: a sex doll.

Complete with a functioning female sex organ, the Doggie Lover Doll, was introduced at a pet expo in South America and will be hitting the market soon.

 “I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it!” said Marco Giroto, owner of the PetSmiling company.

scruffyhotdollActually a doggie sex doll was announced in 2007 as a product that was soon to, um, arrive on the marketplace, but a visit to the Scruffy website reveals little information.

The website for the new Doggie Lover Doll is under construction.

To read the company’s full press release — and I understand if you don’t want to — feel free to continue.

“You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, as well as other models. So now the first doll for dogs has been launched in Brazil. That’s right, a doll for dogs to practice safe sex. The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people’s legs and even other animals.

“To put an end to this nonsense and improve the little ones’ lives, the enterprise PetSmiling, headquartered in Miami, United States, and in São Paulo, Brazil, is bringing to the market the DoggieLoverDoll: a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll.

“This doll comes in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all existing races., responsible for this worldwide novelty. This product is exclusive and has been patented in the major countries of the world where it will be sold. Soon after it was launched, PetSmiling already got orders from several countries, including the United States, Germany and Japan.

 ”During the doll’s test period with a few canines, including the Maltese Flock (responsible for the idea), the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years.

“When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.

“Soon this novelty will be found at the best pet stores around the world. It will be on sale starting July 22nd on the site www.doggieloverdoll.com. “

Comments

Comment from Baltimoregal
Time July 27, 2009 at 3:46 pm

This is beyond disturbing. Also totally unnecessary if you’re a responsible dog owner and GET YOUR DOG SPAYED OR NEUTERED!

Comment from ted woestendiek
Time July 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm

A horny but wise border collie named Otis used to use a basketball.

Comment from Anne’n'Spencer
Time July 27, 2009 at 8:24 pm

I blush in their general direction.

I also have four little words for these idiots: NEUTER YOUR DAMN DOG.

We need to send this dog owner an anonymous link to the Neuticals website. That way he can do the right thing for his Maltese while preserving his own masculinity, which is what seems to be in danger here…

Comment from Bill
Time July 28, 2009 at 9:29 am

Sex toys for dogs,thats a new one.

Comment from sigh
Time July 28, 2009 at 10:01 am

Why is it that people who will earnestly inform you that de-clawing a cat is a cruel mutilation only practiced by ignorant barbarians, will just as swiftly denounce you as an idiot if you choose not to de-sex your pet? Neutered animals certainly make more convenient pets, but if a pet owner breeds an animal responsibly and provides them with a surrogate such as this one, why does that make them an idiot?

Comment from Mango
Time July 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Hey, not every doggie with his nards has a humping problem and not every tutored dog is a non-humper. I’m just sayin.

Comment from R
Time September 4, 2009 at 9:40 am

Dogs that are neutered still want to hump things….so what’s the problem?

Comment from ????
Time September 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm

zan! so cool~~~

Comment from Duh…
Time February 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm

All you people really need to get off your nut-chopping bit. Think about it. It’s more humane than removing the dog’s testicles. Or here’s one for ya… the next time your spouse is horny and you aren’t “in the mood” just cut off their genitalia. They’ll forgive you.

Comment from Le Mendes
Time February 8, 2010 at 10:42 am

I buy one to my dog and the doggieloverdoll is very good. I buy in petsmiling.com

Comment from Bella
Time March 18, 2010 at 10:11 am

My dogs are both spayed and they like to hump…

Comment from Veronica
Time June 17, 2010 at 2:50 pm

I cant believe how people can say this is disgusting when they don’t have a horny dog .. I feel for them .. if that makes them happy then great! So for the people who DON’T support this idea .. I guess you don’t masturbate either!! At least we can do it .. dogs cant .. so help your little best friend out if you love him.. by getting him this sex toy .. oh and by the way Spaying your dog when you have a AKC pure breed isn’t always the answer I hope to offer stud services so my Maltese can get his groove on .. but in the meantime .. this doll should work for him .. hopefully!!!! And don’t hate all you sex deprived people!!!

Comment from Michelle
Time August 4, 2010 at 5:42 am

Ahahah! I guess this is better having a sex toy for a dog, rather than your dog enjoying your leg. Or someone elses! =D

Comment from John
Time October 17, 2013 at 5:20 pm

This is a great idea. I would want this if i was a single doggie, especially home alone. Haha, its amusing how some ignorant people think its the ‘responsible’ thing to do to neuter. Thats up to the owner & really the animal would very likely prefer not to if given the choice. Obviously you wouldnt allow them to hump people or any of your things in the first place but this would help bigtime keeping their other toys clean.

Comment from Learus Ohnine
Time December 1, 2013 at 1:54 am

Great idea for those pet owners who believe in letting a dog be a dog. They only get one life, so let them live it.

Comment from Tootse
Time January 14, 2014 at 7:57 pm

My dogs are both fixed and I am tired of feeling like I am on the set of a doggie porno. I will definitely be looking into these.

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