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“If I was a girl dog …”

DSC02077My dog Ace gets a lot of compliments — far more than I do — but yesterday he got a doozie.

A burly, fortyish man in shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt, passing us on the sidewalk in south Baltimore (we’re slow walkers), turned after he passed and said, “If I was a girl dog, I’d hook up with him.”

To which, a few seconds later, he  felt it necessary to add, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay or nothin’.”

“It’s just that he’s a beautiful dog,” he explained, then continued on his way.

Comments

Comment from bluhawkk
Time September 26, 2009 at 6:43 am

“Who possessed Beauty without Vanity,”

Comment from Sam Sessa
Time September 26, 2009 at 8:33 am

John, you would have really thrown him off if you said: “Thanks! If I was a woman, I would hook up with you! Not that I’m gay or nothin’.”

Comment from jen
Time September 26, 2009 at 9:20 am

LOL Sam!

Comment from Mary Haight
Time September 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Hahahahahaha–that is too funny–thanks for the morning laugh:))

Comment from Trish
Time September 27, 2009 at 11:31 pm

LoL. That would certainly be enough to catch a dog owner a bit off-guard!

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