“If I was a girl dog …”
My dog Ace gets a lot of compliments — far more than I do — but yesterday he got a doozie.
A burly, fortyish man in shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt, passing us on the sidewalk in south Baltimore (we’re slow walkers), turned after he passed and said, “If I was a girl dog, I’d hook up with him.”
To which, a few seconds later, he felt it necessary to add, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay or nothin’.”
“It’s just that he’s a beautiful dog,” he explained, then continued on his way.
Posted by jwoestendiek September 26th, 2009 under Muttsblog.
Tags: ace, beautiful, beauty, comments, compliment, compliments, dog, dogs, gay, handsome, ohmidog!, pets, street, talk
Comments
Comment from Sam Sessa
Time September 26, 2009 at 8:33 am
John, you would have really thrown him off if you said: “Thanks! If I was a woman, I would hook up with you! Not that I’m gay or nothin’.”
Comment from jen
Time September 26, 2009 at 9:20 am
LOL Sam!
Comment from Mary Haight
Time September 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Hahahahahaha–that is too funny–thanks for the morning laugh:))
Comment from Trish
Time September 27, 2009 at 11:31 pm
LoL. That would certainly be enough to catch a dog owner a bit off-guard!
Comment from bluhawkk
Time September 26, 2009 at 6:43 am
“Who possessed Beauty without Vanity,”