There’s nothing funny about home security.
Well, maybe a couple of things.
There are some “Beware of the dog” type signs that are pretty funny in themselves, such as the one above.
And there are some that aren’t funny until you see the dog the sign is warning you about. Like this one (keep scrolling):
The photos here are part of a collection posted by Shareably.net.
The “Beware of dog” sign is the poor man’s version of home protection.
Sometimes there is no actual dog behind the warning, which I’m pretty sure is sometimes also the case with those “This home protected by (security company name here)” signs.
I was going to make up a fake one for Ace Home Security, named after my previous dog, Ace. Ace Home Security, in reality, would consist of that sole sign and a very large dog who, in reality, would greet intruders with wagging tail and slobbery kisses. In other words it would be entirely wireless.
Those ads for home security systems and companies often make me laugh, too — especially when they feature comical drawings in which the burglars wear eye masks and are dressed in striped prison garb.
Do they wear that so they’ll be ready, fashion-wise, when they get arrested and sent to prison?
Such security systems are pretty fancy nowadays, and some even confront intruders with a verbal warning, as in “CPI Security! Identify yourself!”
What do they expect the burglar to say in response to that?
“I’m Tom Delaney, from Shreveport, Louisiana. I’m 25 years old, and have been burgling for, oh, about six years now. I’m married to my lovely wife, Cindy, and we have three wonderful kids, Tom Jr., Doug and Melissa. My hobbies include Tai Chi and stamp collecting.”
“Beware of Dog” signs have some advantages over home security systems. You don’t have to remember a password, or put up with false alarms, and they are far cheaper. On top of that, you don’t have to feed them, or groom them, or clean up after them, or take them to the vet.
Still, we must point out, those who just get the sign and not the dog are missing out.
Posted by John Woestendiek January 30th, 2017 under Muttsblog.
Tags: animals, beware of dog, beware of the dog, burglars, burglary, dog, dogs, funny, home, home security, pets, protection, security, signs, systems, warning, warnings
This is not a Halloween costume for your dog, though it could work for one.
And it’s not a full body version of the ThunderShirt, though it could work as that, too.
It’s not made for dogs with body issues, or to hide embarrassing skin conditions, or to keep them from delving nose first into regions of their body that are best left alone in polite company — though it could work for all those things, too.
According to the website for the Shed Defender, Tyson Walters was inspired to make it after he moved back home after studying at San Diego State University.
“I needed a solution to control Harley’s hair; it was everywhere,” he says on the website. “I had tumbleweeds of her hair on my hardwood floors. My car was close to ruined because of all the hair intertwined in the fabric. There was nothing I could do, just brush and brush and brush, and yet that still wasn’t enough.”
The outcome, he says on the website, is a “flawless design that is not only effective, but also allows for a comfortable fit for the dog.”
It is made of a “lightweight, breathable, stretchy athletic mesh that does NOT make the dog hot.”
The Shed Defender is priced at $44.99 for a small, up to $59.99 for an XXL.
A video on the website shows how easily it can be put on a dog, and advises one to take special care when zipping it up, especially in the groin area.
“Once you take it off just shake it out or throw it in the dryer to remove the hair.”
The outfit leaves the dogs tail and rear exposed, and it can be partially unzipped when the dog goes out to pee.
They come in a choice of vibrant colors, and Walters is reported to be contemplating adding a line fashioned like sports team jerseys.
(Photos and video from Shed Defender website)
Posted by John Woestendiek October 11th, 2016 under Muttsblog, videos.
Tags: animals, apparel, car, clothing, costumes, dog, dog hair, dog wear, dogs, hair, halloween, home, leotard, onesie, outfit, pet products, pets, shed, shed defender, shedding, snuggie, tyson walters
A family who fled from Aleppo after a missile hit their home has been reunited with the dog they had to leave behind.
The reunion in Montreal, where the family now lives, came after a family member sent an email to SPCA International seeking help.
“I left Syria urgently with my mom and my brother, but we left our lovely dog, Fox, in Aleppo, Syria. We left him with our dad in a very dangerous area named Syrian El-Jadideh. Please help us bring our Fox [to Montreal]. Mom [is] always crying. She is extremely worried about Fox.”
In addition to the disabled father, an elderly grandmother and the dog remained in Syria when the mother and her two sons left the country, not long after a missile struck their home in 2015.
Fox was taken from Aleppo to Damascus and across the border to Lebanon by car, before being flown to Germany, and finally to Canada’s Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport on Sept. 26, where his family was waiting for him.
“It was a great feeling seeing Fox again. He was in our thoughts for so long and it felt like something was missing,” said Gaby Andrawos, one of the sons. “It felt like a very important part of our lives was missing for a long time and we finally got him back.”
Posted by John Woestendiek October 10th, 2016 under Muttsblog, videos.
Tags: aleppo, animals, canada, dog, dogs, fled, fox, home, missile, montreal, pets, refugees, reunion, reunited, reunites, syria, syrian
Just in time for the Olympics, Farmers Insurance has come out with a new series of ads featuring dogs making the best of a flooded home.
The venue? The living room of a home that flooded after one of the dogs turned on the kitchen faucet, causing the sink to overflow.
That part of it, Farmers says, is based on a real claim.
The “Mer-Mutts,” as they are becoming known, are featured together and in separate spots featuring the dives of each — complete with commentary.
You can find all of them here.
Oscar winning actor J.K. Simmons introduces the ad, calling the event a combination of “form, grace and ill-behaved dogs.”
(You can find more of our Woof in Advertising posts here.)
Posted by John Woestendiek August 9th, 2016 under Muttsblog, videos.
Tags: ads, animals, commercials, compete, diving, dog, dogs, dogs in advertising, events, farmers, farmers' insurance, flood, flooded, home, marketing, mer mutts, mermutts, olympics, pets, synchronized swimming, videos, woof in advertising
Tom Wadsworth took a storage area under a staircase and converted it into a Victorian cottage retreat for his beagle, Jessie.
For just a little over £100 — about $130 — Wadsworth, who lives in Plymouth, England, put together a spacious room with a picket fence, a secret door, a four-poster bed, and historical photographs, all of them bearing Jessie’s beagle head.
“I finished it last week. I originally did the outside but then Facebook and social media told me to do the inside as well so I did,” Wadsworth said. All together, it took about a month.
Jessie had been sleeping in a pen in the living room. She was hesitant to move into her cottage at first, but now she loves it.
“We moved her bean bag into where the bed is. It took her a while to learn how to use the secret door but now she used it every day and night.”
The outside features climbing vines, a window for her to look through and a Victorian style lantern, according to a report in The Herald.
Friends and family frequently come by to see it, and Wadsworth says some have accused him of having too much time on his hands.
He says Jessie seems to appreciate the new set up and keeps her room tidy: “She’s got a pretty good temperament and knows what’s her space and to respect it.”
Posted by John Woestendiek August 8th, 2016 under Muttsblog, videos.
Tags: animals, beagle, beds, cottage, decorating, dog, dogs, home, house, housing, jessie, pets, project, rooms, stairway, tom wadsworth, victorian
Where’s Stanley? Keep looking. Maybe tilt your head a little bit, or squint your eyes, and you’ll find him.
He’s right there — on the carpet, left of the baby.
But you might not want this close a match.
Deb Lythgoe and family say they sometimes can’t tell when their dog Stanley is asleep on the rug — and sometimes trip over him because his coat so closely matches it.
As first reported in the Mercury Press, Stanley’s affinity for the rug just adds to the problem. It’s the poodle’s favorite place to nap — perhaps because it resembles his mother or litter mates.
Lythgoe and her fiancé live in the borough of Wigan in Greater Manchester, England, with five children. So that could add up to a lot of tripping.
Lythgoe said she bought the rug in April, without giving the color match much thought.
“We bought the rug a few months ago and put it in the front room. Stanley straight away liked it and started laying on it,” she said.
“When he is there you actually can’t see him. Thankfully we’ve not had any serious accidents though.”
Lythgoe said the photos of Stanley on the rug, which she posted on social media, have been a hit with her friends.
Stanley, The Telegraph reported, doesn’t seem to mind being bumped into.
“Stanley is a really good boy, Lythgoe said. “He is really good with the kids and has a lovely temperament. While he keeps finding himself in trouble with the rug, it’s not his fault and it is the only problem he causes – he’s actually very well behaved.”
(Photos: Mercury Press)
Paw-ternity leave, not an entirely new concept, is drawing some major attention this week — the root of which, best I can figure, was a story in London’s Daily Mirror.
To read the headlines that one story has spawned in the echo chamber that is the Internet you’d think giving employees paid time off when they get a new dog was an idea that was sweeping the nation, if not the globe.
Not quite — though we wouldn’t mind if it did.
The Mirror story mentions two companies in the UK — one of them being Mars Petcare, which provides 10 hours of paid leave for employees with new pets, the other being a small British tech support company whose owner offers up to three weeks of paid leave when employees bring a new pet home.
“Pets are like babies nowadays so why shouldn’t staff have some time off when they arrive?” said Greg Buchanan, who owns Manchester-based IT company BitSol Solutions. “The first few weeks of a dog moving to a new home is a really important time, especially (with) puppies.”
“I don’t have kids myself but I do have dogs and I understand how much they mean to people,” he added.
In an interview with USA Today, Buchanan said he took a week off from work to help a new puppy get settled in his home.
“We got a puppy from a rescue home and we realized it needed to be looked after properly, so I took a week off to ensure it was welcomed into the home, and to set boundaries for the dogs. You know, ‘You can’t chew the couch’ and ‘You can’t jump on the television,’ things like that. And it went from there, and my dog is now better for it,” says Buchanan.
After that, he began offering employees paid leaves when they got a new pet. He says the policy has helped improve office morale.
The Mirror article also cites a survey by pet insurance provider Petplan that found almost one in 20 new pet owners in the UK has taken paw-ternity leave.
“The rise in new pet owners taking paw-ternity leave indicates that people recognize the importance of settling in new pets with the right support and care,” said Petplan’s Isabella von Mesterhazy. “The early days of a kitten or puppy’s life are a vital part of the pet’s early development – especially for them to become a proper part of the family.”
Posted by John Woestendiek May 5th, 2016 under Muttsblog.
Tags: animals, bitsol, bitsol solutions, dog, dogs, employees, employers, england, home, leave, london, mars petcare, new, new dogs, paid leave, paw-ternity, paw-ternity leave, pawternity, pawternity leave, pets, uk, work