Shame on dogshaming.
If you haven’t heard of it, dogshaming is being described as a “new sensation sweeping the Internet” — though we see it as more evidence that the Internet needs a good sweeping.
Humans — supposedly a sentient species — are posting photos of their misbehaving pets, along with a sign outlining what bad behavior their dog participated in.
It’s all in good fun, of course, though we have our doubts whether the dogs being depicted would think so — any more than, say, your son or daughter would if you posted a photo of them and recounted their misbehaviors.
The Dogshaming Tumblr site displays those submitted — no matter how foul the offense.
Most often they are things like humping, puking, farting, pooping, burping, groin-scratching, furniture destroying or vicious behavior.
All things — we’d note — that human males get away with regularly.
Dogshaming had more than 115 posts within a week of its creation, according to the “Today” show website, Digital Life.
One report describes the site as “payback” — a chance for dog owners to get even with their dogs for whatever it is they did. In those rare cases where that’s really a pet owner’s motivation — as opposed to trying to be funny — we’d suggest maybe you’re not ready for a dog, or for children, or for seventh grade.
The creators of Dogshaming are not publicly known. Too bad, because we’d love to post their photos and put humiliating words in their mouths.
Whether their tongues are in their cheeks, or just dripping drool on the carpet, they apparently feel no guilt about it all. They just seem to want dogs to.
“If there is not a shaming element of your dog rehabilitation program, then it is doomed to failure, science has proven this,” they wrote in a post. That, too, is likely a joke.
Given the site’s popularity, it will probably get to the point, if it hasn’t already, where it’s humiliating dogs for profit.
Proving once again that no animal has more to be ashamed of than man.
Posted by jwoestendiek August 24th, 2012 under Muttsblog.
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Unlike the Minnesota Twins, and all those other Major League teams that don’t generally allow dogs in the ballpark, the Minor League has a little more laid back attitude.
On top of being more likely to have “dog days,” some minor league teams actually help find dogs homes.
The Northwest Arkansas Naturals showcased this seven-month-old beagle mix, named Mona, as an “Iams Adoptable Pet of the Game.” More importantly, when Mona did what comes natural on the field, everyone took it in stride.
Mona went on to find a “forever” home when she was adopted from the Springdale Animal Shelter. Her appearance also led another family who was interested in Mona — but who stood second in line — to adopt two other dogs.
Posted by jwoestendiek April 15th, 2010 under Muttsblog, videos.
Tags: adoptable pet of the game, animals, ballparks, baseball, dogs, field, iams, major league, minnesota twins, minor league, mona, news, northwest arkansas naturals, ohmidog!, pets, pooping, poops, springdale animal shelter, video
My very doggie Christmas continues, with the arrival of my final holiday guest — Lucas, an old yellow Lab and my most vocal visitor yet.
Perhaps its just his Christmas spirit, but he has broken into song several times since his owner dropped him off this morning. They generally last three to four minutes, then he plops down on the floor, exhausted from all the caroling.
His barking sprees get Darcy started (Lucas is an alto, Darcy a soprano). Ace, after trying to figure out what Lucas is barking about, goes upstairs. Cheyenne, the blind dog, sits calm and trance-like in a corner, seemingly realizing that the other dogs aren’t barking at anything in particular — but just for the sake of barking.
Lucas brought a stuffed toy with him, but Darcy immediately sexually assaulted the unsuspecting Gingerbread Man, then began pulling out his cotton stuffing. He has been removed from circulation, and is listed in critical condition, pending treatment from a seamstress.
We opened stockings — Cheyenne seemed to enjoy sporting the antlers that were in hers — and chowed down on a smorgasbord of treats, maybe too many treats, as someone (and I’m not pointing any fingers) pooped on the floor.
Lucas is just a day guest, and will be picked up tonight. Darcy and Cheyenne will both be staying a few more days — so expect a few more updates on my canine Christmas.
Until then, allow me to thank my guests for making my Christmas a lot more lively; my dog for so graciously sharing his couch and home with visitors; and Febreeze for helping me mist away the lingering odors left by whoever it is that’s farting.
Thanks also to all the readers of ohmidog! Happy holidays, and best wishes to you and your dogs for a happy new year, from me and my Christmastime crew — from left to right, Darcy, Cheyenne, Ace and Lucas.
(To read all of the “Company for Christmas” series, click here.)
Posted by jwoestendiek December 25th, 2009 under Muttsblog.
Tags: ace, barking, behavior, blind dog, boston terrier, canine, cheyenne, christmas, company, company for christmas, darcy, dogs, farting, gifts, guests, holidays, labrador retriever, lucas, multiple dogs, ohmidog!, pooping, stockings, visitors, yellow lab
It’s the “more” that seems to be bothering some people.
Artist Scott Donahue of Emeryville, Calif., was paid $196,000 by the Berkeley Civic Arts Commission to create two large statues, one at each end of the bridge. At the base of one, he attached medallions showing humans engaged in human activities, such as kite flying. At the base of the other, he attached medallions of dogs doing the things dog do.
Those, as you may have guessed by now, include dogs-a-pooping and dogs-a-humping.
Some citizens are grumbling about the taxpayer-funded artwork, the designs for which didn’t reflect the objectionable — to some — dog activities, according to a Fox News report.
Berkeley civic arts coordinator Mary Ann Marker doesn’t seem fazed.
Donahue says he stands by his work — the, uh, thrust of which is ”celebrating life’s vitality.”
“The sculpture is on the one hand serious — you’ve got these big sculptures — and on the other hand it’s playful. It’s both serious and playful simultaneously.”
The pedestrian bridge spans Interstate 80 in Berkeley, and the artwork — about 1.5 percent of the bridge’s total cost — was part of what taxpayers paid for its construction.
Posted by jwoestendiek February 13th, 2009 under Muttsblog.
Tags: art, artist, arts, artwork, berkeley, bridge, california, civic arts commission, complaint, dogs, humping, medallions, news, ohmidog!, pedestrian, playing, pooping, running, scott donahue, sniffing, statue, statues